Caos De Vida- Preface

Welcome to "Caos De Vida"
Yall know me and know that i dont have much of a filter when it comes to life. well, heres what happens when i get a whild hair to write things down...

Now, where to start..... How about in the "right now" of life so that i can give you just a hint of whats going on "right now" okay?!

HERE'S A PREFACE----
"What's 'really' going on here..."

At this moment I am contemplating "the number 42", if you dont know that reference, please watch "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy". Its only 1:15 am and im not even the foggiest bit tired. Hmmm thats actually rather concearning. Well, the husband and I have 4 children living in/out of the house that are ours and 2 living out of the house that we have adopted one way or the other. (we have grandkids *sqwee*) Ah, yes, Erick has a great job and im about to get a great job as well. Our kids are all healthy, as are we. Our pets are all happy/healthy and we are waiting to get a small building so that we can put our reptiles in a room of their own. yes they need a room of their own. We live in a house that we just bought in Feb. this year. (i know right?), and with so many animals that i just like saying that, "we have a zoo", instead of answering with all the types we now own. (seriously, wait for the chart below haha) My husband, Polar Bear, drives a running Toyota truck and i drive a great 2005 Tahoe (i named her Martha). Oh back to the ZOO.... we have Great Danes, 2 infact, a Schnauzer, a Pit Bull, 5 Red Tail Boas (all different), 4 hermit crabs, a Reticulated Python, Red Tegu named Gator, 6 different morphs of Leopard Geckos, a crested &  gargoyle gecko, 2 rabbits, a pet rat tamed timmy, and lest we forget the 2 different types of roaches that i breed to feed my geckos & bearded dragons...oh yeah, we have 3 of those. Ever wonder if you could turn your days tasks into a "what my time is spent doing..." pie chart, what that would look like? MINE, the largest slice of that imaginary cherry pie would be laundry or feeding something. HAHA, no really. i'm pretty sure it would look like the most unproportionately sliced thing you have ever seen....ksndnfnbihte54eascdvfbgnhmi,.c>C!SV BN<Kuk8&^5rgsfCZDswe3

Whoops, sorry, 3 am came early and i had fallen asleep. Its now almost 11 am and i have spent the last few hours playing with and feeding all my morning eaters. so fun just having a saturday morning to ourselves and watch tv, play with the dog in my living room and eat breakfast as needed.
Oh and this is what gets fed around here... 

9/24/2016 3:29 PM - Screen Clipping

 So why did I start out with the "right now"? Well, i just wanted to tell you that i have an amazing and chaotic life but it has taken me so much to get where i am that i had to start with whats looks like the end of the story so that you wouldnt be discouraged of the outcome when you get to the gnitty gritty. 


Next Time On "Caos De Vida"

Fatso Got A Bobo...

Well, yesterday....my goober baby aka Fatso, was playing with my father at my parents home like she does all the time. She likes to run across the room, jump into a bean bag chair and slide the rest of the way across the living room.... Well.... yesterday (4-19-15) she did one of her regular jumps into said chair, and instead did a home plate slide into the bean bag chair on their hard wood floor, the chair stopped and fatso kept going....chin first into the floor.  Me, the hubs and Murphy & groucho were just trying to keep calm.... then I saw blood and we jet out like a bat outta hell.....After 5 hrs of waiting, fatso got 5 stitches in the meat portion of the bobo and 8 on the top layers of skin....She screamed and pleaded to make the doc stop and that she had to pee, and that she was hot, and sweating and scared. For 35 min she pleaded and screamed. They washed and cleaned and numbed and did shot after shot....finally we left and soon after walking out, other than pain, she was fine. The process itself exhausted her poor body. She was however up at 5 am bright eyed and Bushey tailed lol.

We took the bandaid that was protecting the area off today and now she's leary of anything touching it or even looking at it....She's being so good about being careful tho.  My big girl.

To love or to lie.....

to love is to lie.
but with out lies,
there's no truth in life
That's needed to be found.

for within life itself,
lies are only becoming truth,
but only long enough
to make us loose perspective.

through tough lies & hard lives
has thruth been lost and found? finding them, believing them,
leaves us running round & round...

To much aingst, and pent up emotions....I blame this on love and other drugs such as my friend...my glass of moscato WINE.

Catch 22 S.ugar H.oney I.ce T.ea!!!!!!!!

Let me start by saying that my kids came to TW from Wild Peach Elementary! A school where they (D. Terry & the other wonderful ladies in the office) work with you when you have scheduling differences. Where my Curly Top would have been at school all day and my Toe Head would not get PENALIZED just cause momma AINT GOT NO DAMN CAR!!!!

Though TW may have seemed to be a great school in the beginning, I cant see why anyone has thier kids in BISD elementary schools. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LIFE AND STILL GET YOUR KIDS DOCTORS APPT??????

I'm beginning to think there's mention of
of TW in there....this school seems to
be a joke in itself.

We only have one vehicle, and at my kids OTHER school, that would not have been a problem. Here in BISD territory however.....thats apparently a big NO-NO!! In WPE Curly Top would have been allowed to be in school till 3:30 like all the other kids and get just as much out of class as possible. HERE: its 10:55 release and no exceptions. At WPE it would not have been a problem to pull Toe Head out at 2pm so that I wouldnt be late for his 3:30 pick up due to a WIC or DR appt that Curly Top or Fatso or myself has. HERE @ TW its considered an absence no matter if the child is pulled after 10am or 3pm. If I pulled Toe Head at 3:20pm its a "Partial Day" absence and it counts. If I have to pick up Toe Head a bit early cause I dont have a car and me and my other kids have to be somewhere, my 6 yr old suffers. If i have to pull my kids out early just so that I can pack them all up and hitch a ride either with a friend or on transit, the school of all people should understand.

I mean I'm sorry but if a CHILDRENS school cant understand that if mom goes, sometimes the kids have to go....then what good are they as employees of a school where KIDS ARE IMPORTANT? This does NOT exclude in anyway, secretaries, mediators, teachers, HIGH FALUTIN SNOBBY PARENTS....SERIOUSLY, If that is how things are here in BISD and @TW then someone tell me why they are so good for my kids? Ass we all know, my oldest son was "LOST" a few weeks ago along with another child in his grade. Toe Head was supposed to be a car-rider and he walked home with no one knowing where he was. The other child somehow got home about 12 and when his parent got to the school to pick him up at 3:30pm there was no explanation as to why he was not there. NO ONE KNEW FOR A FEW HOURS THAT A CHILD WAS MISSING...and yet I'm sure he was not counted as being absent seeing as no one realized he was gone in the first place. how can one friggin hour have any bit of effect on MY SON at the end of the day????? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, they're outside on the playground most of the time. tell me how that makes a difference???!!!!

SOME PEOPLE.....need to take life with a grain of salt,,,,AND MAKE THEIR HOME IN THE SAHARA!!!!


If i have in-fact touched a nerve in anyone, GOOD! if i've gotten on a nerve, WHO CARES ITS MY BLOG- express yourself in a comment. If you are like me (when im not fuming mad) and you have found all the punctuation mistakes, See #3 of my first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What works anymore?????

(NOT MY ACTUAL TOILET)

My hall bath toilet is backed up again or maybe it just decided that it does'nt want to work for us anymore and quit his job. My Daughter has a cold, congestion, ear infection, diarhea from the meds shes on now and a yeast infection. Did I mention that I cant take her to her Dr. appt because she litterally is peeing POOP? or pooping pee, one or the other. I cant call to cancel/reshedule because the ladies up front say I need to talk to a nurse about it, the nurse said I need to speak with a schedular up front, the ladies up front don't know why I'm upset at every person I speak to. Then there's the phone. Just as everything calms down and I was able to get my poop filled, cough ridden, ear aching daughter into her stroller to go meet the bus at the bus stop, WHAM my phone falls out of the strollers cup holder as we cross over the metal threshold of the doorway, hits the metal panel and spider cracks the whole screen! CRAP. So, to recap, I've got a crapped out poop tank, a baby who's tank is full but rapidly being emptied, and  a phone that i cant even see what is on the screen....YEAH FOR MY DAY!!!

Do your ________ hang low....?

First off, I'd like to shed some light on one point in perticular, for the sake of my dignity and this blog....
I am not now, nor have I ever been, RACIST....
I've dated and have friends who are African American/Black, Caucasian/White, Hispanic, Polish, Italian, Spainard, African and let me tell u something....THEY'RE ALL STILL PEOPLE!....

There is one difference that I'd like to point out. The "African/American" males started a 'fad' a while back and now it's gotten out of hand. More-so than when I was in school. It's not just the teen boys (of all races) in High School,  but all the way from late adulthood @ 30-40yrs old and up, filtered down to 4th graders that I'd really like to smack around for acting so ignorant. I've sat and fumed on how I was gonna BLOG this for the last 3 days. A way to get it off my chest before I want to slap the mother of some of these boys with thier buts hanging out. So, I revised and re-wrote the lyrics to one of my favorite childhood songs. Without further procrastination.....my re-written lyrics to: "DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?"....

                                                                                         

"Do your pants hang low, do they slide when on the go?
Do you ever get to run, we see your boxers, hope you know!
You're always holding them up, when a belt would do tha trick.
Do your pants hang LOW?"

Ever wonder what the deal is with men (of any color) that WANT thier pants to hang off like its a fashion statement? The only statement im hearing is "DID YOU SEE THAT GUYS UNDERWEAR?-YEAH THEY HAD HOLES IN THEM" I'm stuck wondering a few things myself.

See, the whole thing got started back decades ago. When men in prisons and gangsters  (like mob, not like bloods, chips, East side vs west side) were trying to show their rear-end "open for business" they would sag thier pants...showing their...ass-ets.....now, if we are to follow culture, either the guys now days are gay and want some guys to enter them. Or they have no idea why this fashion started in the first place.

Like these things for instance:
*If your waist is only a 38, why in hell did you buy shorts/pants that are a 44?
*If you had bought theright size pants, you could hold your girlfriends hand and your phone/ backpack/ car keys/ WHATEVER in the other hand instead of having to hold up your pants when they OBVIOUSLY DONT FIT.....
*If you KNOW they dont fit......WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE IN THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???????
and my personal favorite......

*********WHY DONT THEY GET ARRESTED FOR SHOWING THIER A$$ CRACK IN PUBLIC AROUND SMALL CHILDREN.....A WOMAN WOULD GET ARRESTED FOR BEARING HER BREASTS? WHY NOT A MAN FOR BAREING HIS A$$????????????

"These are the things I need to know"

Im not sure what public statement your TRYING to make but all the people that look at you, all we see, is a grown man who cant dress himself!

Need a sitter.....

Starting Monday (August 22) I'd like to provide a few parents/kids some IN-HOME after school child care; for the working parents who need "After School" sitters. This is for School Age Children only and spots will be limited.

Also "Date Night" care will be available Friday & Saturday night, every 3rd & 4th weekend.

This is a great opportunity for parents who work later in the afternoon, travel to & from work or just want a night out now & then. It also with give your children some play time with other kids thier age before they return home.
　
Here are some DETAILS:

$15 per day if you just need 2-3 days a week and also for the Date Nights too.
            OR
$60 a week for Mon-Fri
　
After School:
Child can ride the bus to my apartment office where I'll be waiting for them, or if they attend T.W. Ogg, I can pick them up when I get my 2 boys from this school. (Bus pick up/drop off is pending for my boys as well)
　
I will provide a refreshment upon arrival when children get out of school. Refreshments will consist of a light snack and a juice box or 'caprisun'.
　
Pick up is no later than 7pm for After School kids. A late fee of $5.00 will be charged if child is not picked up by 7:10pm (10 min grace period for traffic) I'll continue to add $5.00 for every 10min after that time.
　
Date Nights:This is for Fridays & Saturdays on the 3rd & 4th weekends of each month only! Times for Date Night care are from 7pm until 11pm. A late charge will be added here as well.
A late charge of $5.00 will be charged if child is not picked up by 11:10pm (10min traffic cusion) and I'll continue to add $5.00 for every 10min after that time.
　
Please feel free to contact me for details.
　
Kendra San Miguel
(979)997-3976
K.J.SANMIGUEL10@GMAIL.COM

Boobology Degree?......lol

Here is one of my favorite rants from just after having "fatso"

..."I wanted to tan so I don't look like crap the first time I step back out in public in a 2pc....."polar bear" was not quite against it, but he wasn't for it much either!
I had a lactation issue when I laid down on the tanning bed and out of a 5 min tanning session...I got 25seconds :-( I was not a happy camper...My milk came in at the worst time possible! Not when "fatso" is hungry or when she cries or when she over sleeps and I need to relieve the pressure in my breasts...it comes in when we're in Walmart and I can't do anything about it, or in the checkout line at Target and I have no pump and she already ate...
or when I lotion my self up for a tanning bed and have no way of doing a quick express. Not every 3hrs like I want it to..... only every 10hrs or so when there's no way of getting it out of my body and into hers...then I loose it all together and it comes in less often and less amounts....anyway,

I was embarrassed and laughing at the same time about the tan thing, and I was trying to tell "polar bear" what happened and it was as if his silence was screaming..."i told you not to tan, its your own fault that happened"...pist me off! I'm sad now cause I still wanna tan but I want my milk to come in properly....and neither one can happen on a regular basis like I would hope. Even with me taking handfuls of red raspberry and fenugreek 5times a day....I'm lucky to get 4 oz after pumping 2ce. It's pee-sing me off man! I'm outta ideas and I don't know what to do anymore!....where's Dr.Oz at when I need him....."Dr.Oz, why won't my milk come in when my baby needs it? Why is it there when she's asleep or full of formula, and not there when I really want to nurse her?"

~~~Senorita VENTura~~~

Keep in mind this was a while back and yes, I have since fixed the problem and stopped breastfeeding. Just had to share this....

Pictures from 2005 that ive found recently

"There Aren't Words" August 26th 2005

Today I was playing with Kordell and he was 'fighting' my hand with his. cute. He would push my hand away with his and we were tugging on one anothers hands. all of a sudden i let go of his hand and it had this crazy rubber band action going, he smacked himself right in the mouth. HILARIOUS!! He was totally smiling so i kept the action going and rubbed his fist over his lips and started making all those 'mommy' faces and sounds. blblblbllblblblb, dabadabadabadaba, yoppydoppychoppy and other scrunched up-face noises. Out of the blue, HE LAUGHED!!!! YEEEHAAA!!! It was his first REAL laugh. These last few weeks he has done that squeel thing when he wanted to laugh but was breathing in to hard and squeeked. NOPE, NOT any more. He is now officially a 'goober'. He just wont laugh or smile as much if he can see daddy. GEEE, I wonder why??????? :)